Nip + Fab - Bust Fix - Décolleté Gel

I picked this up at Target while buying some viper venom cream from the same line... even though I am a proud member of the itty bitty titty committee, I thought "hey, why not?"

This cream is meant to work by firming up the skin of the breast, thereby making them perkier (I don't need help in this department, don't even need a bra!) and perhaps make them bigger (this is where I come in).

While using this, I noticed no change in my bust appearance beyond what any moisturiser would do for my skin... but did they feel different, and not in a good way!

My boobs ached so bad! They felt in constant need of massage like a cramped muscle (Pro tip: very difficult to convince people to squeeze my boobs)... this discomfort rendered the whole experience a bad one.

'I want bigger boobs' Solution:

Probably not what you wanted to hear, but breast implants are pretty much the only way to increase bust size. If you think this may be for you, do your research! Remember, they are not for life (need to be replaced every ten years) and the surgery comes with risks (like every surgery).

Personally, I'll keep my itty bitty titties just the way they are :)

Price: 1/5 (rrp $35.95 for 100mL)

Scent: 1/5

Effectiveness: 0/5