Wilde Organics - Practical X Nourishing Body Melt – Un-fragranced

This is just shea butter and coconut oil.
It makes a good cuticle balm and is good on rough skin (elbows, knees, etc).

I don't like how the website feels like it needs to appeal to each (binary) gender in a different fashion.

Does it do different things based on your chromosomes?! 

For the demographic they are aimed at, this seems like a poor approach (and rather disrespectful).

Overall, it's cheaper, just as effective, and less offensive to just use coconut oil from the market.

Price: 2/5 ($24.95 for 100g)
Scent: 3/5 (faint coconut)
Effectiveness: 3.5/5

***** This product could be reviewed thanks to the raunchy, informative and gorgeous Miss Smut Buttons! *****

The Body Shop - Spa Wisdom Polynesia - Monoi Body Balm

I got this on a whim a while back.

A nice rich formula that absorbs well.

I just don't like the smell :( 
It's a buttery white floral scent (frangipani and Monoi de Tahiti), which I personally hate.
But perhaps you will like it.

Price: 2.5/5 (can't find the price)
Scent: 1/5
Effectiveness: 5/5