Parodontax - Extra Frisch (Extra Fresh) - Toothpaste

Guys, I think I have a toothpaste I'm not allergic too!!!!!

This is a sodium bicarbonate based toothpaste with a minty touch.
It does taste salty with a touch of mint, but I'll take it!

The colour is coral, which is adorable.
It has fluoride, which I look for in a toothpaste. Don't @ me fluorophobes! 

Not really what I meant...

I'm so happy and I love it! 
I also love the price! (I was used to paying a lot more for tooth mousse.)

Price: 5/5 ($6.10 for 75mL)
Scent: 5/5 (minty)
Effectiveness: 5/5

Colgate - NeutraFluor 900

I have annoying teeth. It didn't matter how much I brushed/flossed, I would need fillings every time I went to the dentist.
My periodontist suggested this mouthwash, to be used every night (as opposed to once a week like the bottle suggests).

Since using it, my teeth have not needed fillings! 

The mint flavour is pleasant enough, considering you have to keep it in your mouth for 3 minutes.

I don't think fluoride makes people dumb/docile like some conspirators believe.
(I drink fluoridated water and am perfectly intelligent/volatile! Lol!)

Price: 3.5/5 ($13.99 for 473mL)
Scent: 3/5
Effectiveness: 5/5  

GC Tooth Mousse Plus

Starting when I was ~15 years old, my lips began to crack and peel and bleed. I had to cover them in Vaseline constantly to prevent pain and further damage. Fast forward to two years ago when I went to a (unfortunately rude) skin specialist who suggested I may be allergic to toothpaste.
I stopped using the minty staple and my lips repaired... I am allergic to toothpaste.

But if I can't use toothpaste, what can I use on my tooty-pegs?

The answer is GC Tooth Mousse Plus

It comes in flavours like vanilla, strawberry, melon, tutti-frutti, and mint (I avoid this last one).
It is activated by saliva and is full of lovely fluoride (don't even bother sending me your 'fluoride is the devil' conspiracy nonsense).

 The only drawback is it is very expensive (~$30 for 40g) but I have no other choice :(

Price: 1/5 ($21.95 for 40g)
Scent: 3.5/5
Effectiveness: 5/5