Micro USB Camera with Cleaning Attachment 

Sometimes I want to see more than I can naturally see.
I want to know more.

I want to see in my ears. XD

This is a thin USB camera, with LED lights, that you can use to see inside your ears.
It doesn't get hot and comes with a little blunt, looped wire attachment which you can use to remove wax.
Like a microscope the movement is shown in reverse, so you may think you need to move the camera left, but it really should go right.

Don't @ me that this is a bad idea, I don't care.

I gave it to PB to examine his own ears and ... he was horrified. 

This is my new favourite toy.

Price: 5/5 ($16.57 for one)
Effectiveness: 4.5/5

Rimmel - Scandaleyes - Waterproof Micro Eyeliner

I really wanted this to work!

It is something about my skin, my face produces so much oil (which isn't always bad). It is because of this natural oil that this felt-tip liner won't work on me.

The minute I try to line my eyes, it just stops working. The oils preventing the wicking action that the marker-like eye liner works by.

On my hand, this works fine. Moderate colour intensity, good line control.

Please, Rimmel, make a felt-tip liner that works for me!

Price: 1.5/5 (RRP $12.95 for 1.1mL)
Scent: 2.5/5 (none)
Effectiveness: 0/5 (on me)