XXX Review - Sweet Cherry Liebeskugeln (Love Balls)

I have been interested in love balls and pelvic floor training for a while, but honestly none of the designs really appealed to me previously.
I don't like the love balls that are attached by a fabric string, it just seemed like a breeding ground for bacteria.

I like these because they are super cute, aren't obvious what they are by looking at them, and they are all silicone (so easy to clean).

The instructions said to use them twice a day for 15 minutes (working up to a longer time period as you feel comfortable) when walking or doing pelvic floor exercises. 
One exercise is like doing a slow version of the pelvic trust (without having your knees bent in).

It is meant to help with increasing sensitivity, pelvic floor strength, and even to help with incontinence (a problem some women face after having children).

After using it daily for a week (and I will admit, after the first few days I only used it once a day) I have experienced an increase in internal (vagina) sensation during sex. 
It does take a little longer to orgasm via clitoral stimulation, but once it is achieved, it involved more internal movement.

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but don't put these in your butt. Get anal beads if you want something like this for your butt.

I would happily recommend these!

Price: 3/5 ($32.09 for a set)
Rating: 5/5

Monicup Menstrual Cup

This is a silicon menstrual cup and I'm going to try it out for the first time!

The seller described it as 'purple' but it is definitely pink, which I approve of.

The cup has little marks on the side so you can see the volume of menstruate collected.

It also came with a satin bag to keep it in in between uses, which I appreciate.

I have both the large and small size because I wasn't sure which one would work best for me.
I tried the large and it just wouldn't unfold inside of me.
The small one works for me.

On the first day:
I like the E fold, preferring it to the C fold.
I do have trouble getting the cup in far enough though. 
It's like I have a little silicon doodle (the tail sticks out about half way). XD
So far I have not leaked :D

On the second day:
It didn't open when I put it in, so it didn't work, but I was wearing a pad so it wasn't a big deal.
I re-inserted it and it opened properly.
I didn't feel comfortable sleeping with it the first night, but tried the second night.
Second night, it was fine to sleep with.

On the third day:
I just couldn't get it to unfold properly.
I tried multiple times throughout the day :(
It worked well overnight though.

On the fourth day:
I had to take it out midday because of sexy, sexy cramps.

Overall it is a nice idea, but not reliable enough for me to use just the cup.
But it will help me reduce the amount of pads I use, so that is something.

*I have since tried it a few more cycles and same thing. When it works, it is great. But it is unreliable and doesn't always open properly. So I have to pair it with a pad.
It's good as an extra layer of protection, but I can't use it alone.
I think I need a different brand and design.

Price: 3.5/5 ($11.46 each and it is reuseable)

Effectiveness: 3.5/5

Kelo-cote Advanced Formula Scar Gel

I have disturbed sleep quite a lot. 
I have nightmares. 
I kick in my sleep (sorry darling Hades, my poor babycat). 
I scratch/stab myself with my nails.
I have been known to talk, to moan, and to let out bloodcurdling screams.
And if you try to wake me, I have been known to punch people. (that isn't me, it's sleepy moz, a different version of me)

A particularly clever friend of mine once woke me with a feather on a stick.

*If you have any suggestions to stop/reduce the nightmares, let me know!

This post arose from me stabbing myself in my sleep.

A while ago I stabbed my chest with a nail whilst asleep and it scarred.
I usually don't mind scars too much, but this one is red and raised.
It is unsightly.

So I looked up recommended scar treatment products and found Kelo-cote Advanced Formula Scar Gel.
It is high in silicon and forms a breathable, protective barrier over the skin.
It has no scent and dries quickly.
It is recommended to apply it twice a day.

So here is the before:

Bottom right is not a bit of nipple, it is my finger holding my top, sorry lads/ladies!

And after a month of use:

See, not a nipple! Also, the lower mark is a sexy, sexy pimple.

Verdict: It isn't a dramatic difference, but I'm going to keep going with it, because there is some improvement.

Price: 1/5 ($38.42 for 6g)
Scent: 2.5/5 (no scent)
Effectiveness: 2.5/5