XXX Review - California Exotic Inspire Nipple & Breast Toy - Vibrating Remote Breast Massager

My poor breasts have been pushed beneath my corset for a while, I worried about them.
So when I saw this I was intrigued!

The design is cute, but floored. 
The light colour makes it easy to discolour/stain. (It was coloured such to look like the breast cancer 'pink', but it isn't practical!)

It fits easily into a bra/corset and the cute 'compact mirror' remote control allows subtlety, but this is useless because it is SO DAMN LOUD!
This cannot be used for public play, if you desire subtlety.

Excuse me ma'am, but is your blouse full of bees?

Also, I can't use it for more than 20 minutes or the sound/vibration starts to give me a headache.

What they should do for a second version is make it black and silent, then we will be in business!


Price: 1/5 ($163.50)
Effectiveness: 2/5

Art break- Mirrors for bff S

S needed a compact mirror for our trip to Germany.
I found two and decided to give her both... but let's make them more interesting.

So I thought I'd make them more interesting XP

I made them some wrappers, so they looked like giant condoms (mature, I know).

I got some squares of coloured paper, decorated them and glued three edges together. 
Once dry, I popped the mirrors in and glued the packets shut.

Like the labels? Hur hur hur! Rammstein inspired of course!

On the back, I wrote 'Mirror' repeatedly. This photo sucks so you may have to take my word for it.

Final bag:

Verdict: S was initially confused, but loved it.