Art Break! - Crustacean Menstruation Station

This is a organizer for the bathroom with all your menstruation needs.
No-one will have to ask for supplies when your at my house!

I started with a cardboard box.

Which I cut into a curved shape, and cut out some legs and claws.

And one Phil.

I painted the appendages and main box red.

Cat hair by Lil.

The bottom part of the box I painted yellow then glued some sand on (because I had sand).

I added a raised section for tampons.

I drew on eyes with a permanent marker and a paint marker.

I glued on the appendages.

And glued in the separating piece.

Stocked up and done!

Verdict: I love it and PB loves it!

U by Kotex - Ultrathins - Sport Super

Before you complain that this is about feminine hygiene products, STFU.

These pads are super thin, but work great. Even for those mornings when you wake up in a pool of blood and you are 95% sure you didn't kill anyone.

Amnesia happens sometimes, so you can't be 100% sure.

They stay put, are super absorbent and the package design is pretty modern (which is important to me).

Price: 4/5 ($4.99 for 10)
Effectiveness: 5/5

Amele - Essential Intimate Wash

Yes, this is a lady product... for lady bits... figure out how old you are mentally and act horrified to the appropriate degree in response!

The vagina, in addition to being a super cool bit of anatomy and capable of allowing the generation of new life, likes to keep its environment at a pH of 4.2 -5.

Most soap is alkaline (pH > 7) and this can annoy your (or your lady friend's) natural flora.

This wash has lactic acid, to help lower the pH, lathers well and cleans well. It didn't have a super strong smell, so it didn't upset my skin.

I also want to give a big shout out to the packaging! Simple, modern, not bright pink or made to look like some sort of bio-hazard control. I would have no issue if someone saw this in my bathroom, the packaging is not embarrassing... it is pretty and mature.

I make no apologies for talking about vagina soap! Deal with it!

"I can't cope with you talking about feminine hygiene" Solution:

Eat some cement and harden the f**k up!

Price: 4/5 (rrp $6.99 for 150mL)
Scent: 4.5/5
Effectiveness: 5/5