Amele - Essential Intimate Wash

Yes, this is a lady product... for lady bits... figure out how old you are mentally and act horrified to the appropriate degree in response!

The vagina, in addition to being a super cool bit of anatomy and capable of allowing the generation of new life, likes to keep its environment at a pH of 4.2 -5.

Most soap is alkaline (pH > 7) and this can annoy your (or your lady friend's) natural flora.

This wash has lactic acid, to help lower the pH, lathers well and cleans well. It didn't have a super strong smell, so it didn't upset my skin.

I also want to give a big shout out to the packaging! Simple, modern, not bright pink or made to look like some sort of bio-hazard control. I would have no issue if someone saw this in my bathroom, the packaging is not embarrassing... it is pretty and mature.

I make no apologies for talking about vagina soap! Deal with it!

"I can't cope with you talking about feminine hygiene" Solution:

Eat some cement and harden the f**k up!

Price: 4/5 (rrp $6.99 for 150mL)
Scent: 4.5/5
Effectiveness: 5/5

Rexona Antiperspirant Women Sexy

I love the scent of this deodorant, so pretty!

It claims to be 48 hours of protection, but I would give it 12 hours at most (and I don't sweat a great deal, so it's not like I'm pushing it too hard).

I don't really know what else to say, aside from this scent can be hard to find...

"Same scent, better protection" Solution:

Roll-on is always better!

Price: 2/5 (rrp $5.78 for 90g)

Scent: 4.5/5

Effectiveness: 3/5

Schwarzkopf - Essence Ultime - Omega Repair Shampoo, Conditioner and BB Beauty Balm

I received this trio as a sample, as you may be able to guess by now, I wouldn't normally buy conditioner or hair BB cream.

So you can probably going to predict that I found these later two items too heavy for my hair (a correct prediction!)
However, unlike the Pantene I reviewed earlier, it didn't leave my hair feeling too bad... I guess less residue?

Also, my hair (although a bit heavy) looked good afterward! *gasp!*

The products have a vanilla and stone fruit smell to me, which is quite pleasant.

So if you have thicker hair (thicker than 0.03mm, I measured it), then give this stuff a chance (if you are so inclined)!

Price: 3/5 (rrp $14.99 per item)
Scent: 4/5
Effectiveness: 3/5