L'Oréal Paris - Revitalift Laser X3 - Anti-Aging Power - Eye Cream

I'm sure the 'X3' is just to make it easier to accidentally find this product when a non-internet savvy person (usually older) looks up keyboard emoticons.

It is a thick cream, the applicator working really well to distribute it.
I also like how the metal of the applicator is cold on the eye skin.

After applying it the night before, my eyes look refreshed and smooth.

Price: 1/5 ($44.99 for 15mL, I got it on sale for $15 muhahahah!)
Scent: 2.5/5 (no real scent)
Effectiveness: 4.5/5

Colgate - Optic White - (Toothbrush +) Built-In Whitening Pen

I got this on sale! :D
For this review the focus will be on the pen, not the brush.

This pen contains a 4.5% hydrogen peroxide paste.
Instructions say apply two clicks to the top teeth and bottom teeth, twice a day for three days.

Before treatment.

After three days.

I don't see much difference.
Price: ($19.99 for toothbrush and pen)
Scent: 1/5 (mild hydrogen peroxide smell)
Effectiveness: 0/5