U Little Beauty - Natural Shine - Hair Serum

This is a serum you are meant to put in your hair after showering, either in wet or dry hair.

However this smells SO BAD!!!
It reaks!

There is no way I'm having this stink sit on my head all day!

Price: 3/5 ($19.99 for 100mL)
Scent: 0/5
Effectiveness: 0/5


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Dr. Severin - For Women - Body Aftershave Balm - Original

I got this from the May Glossybox and was really looking forward to trying it.

Before I even took of the seal on this, there was white powder (plastic? free cocaine?!) cap... 

As a balm, it really is more of a gel.
It is soothing, it does the job.

However, you should probably never use it, because of the smell.
It's a mix of generic-male-marine, weird herbs, and hospital disinfectant.
And it's strong.

It is less potent after being on for a little bit, but still there and unpleasant.

It's like they just slapped some lame men's aftershave in a bottle and said 'This is for ladies now!'.

If you are going to sell a product that people they are meant to put over their skin, perhaps don't make it smell like the memory of serious illness.

Update: I noticed a few hours later that it gave me a rash...ugh.

Price: 2.5/5 ($49.77 for 200mL)
Scent: 0/5
Effectiveness: 0/5

Brazilian Butterfly - Gorgeous Goji Berry - Body Lotion

This is nice and thick. It absorbs well and is quite moisturising.

It unfortunately smells like flour and cranberries, which is awful!
Every time I caught a whiff of it, it really bugged me.

Perhaps give this one a miss.

Price: 3/5 ($18.00 for 200mL)
Scent: 0/5
Effectiveness: 4/5