Angelic Lily - Nourishing Face Moisturiser

I got this ages ago in a Bellabox and I tried it at the time... it just didn't get reviewed quickly because it was a little container that kept getting to the bottom of my reviewing box.

I HATED THIS!

IT SMELLS LIKE MOULD. I know that mould smell and this is it!
I think they were aiming for 'evergreen' but it stinks like mouldy old rooms in abandoned buildings.

Gosh darn it i don't want to touch it again... It's thick (to thick for a face cream) and forms a film on top of the skin... it isn't absorbing guys... it's waxy?!

Organic and vegan!

You tried, Angelic Lily... now stop.

100% natural!

I need to wash my hands... ew, slimy.

Price: 1/5 ($79 for 125 mL?! heck no!)
Scent: -100/5
Effectiveness: 0/5

Urban Colour - One Coat Nail Polish

I tried to find the name of this shade but couldn't, so lets call it a blue-grey-pnk ... asphyxiated pink!

I got this one night when I was inebriated on a train and a fellow inebriated gave me the bottle of polish after I complemented her nail colour.

I wasn't sure I liked the colour when sober, but it looked good on.

However, the brush sucked, the formula was too thick, and it smells like hexane.

It is a really cheap polish. Don't even bother buying this brand as a stocking stuffer, it is a waste of money!

Price: 5/5 ($10 for 12)
Scent: 0/5
Effectiveness: 1/5

Johnson's Pure Cotton Make-up Pads

Why are these so damned thick? They don't need to be that thick!

Aside from the size issue (hur hur hur), I like that these are just cotton, which is biodegradable

'I don't want such damned thick cotton wipes" Solution:

Price: 4.5/5 ($3.79 for 80 pads)
Scent: N/A (no scent)
Effectiveness: 4.5/5