Masquerade! - Montagne Jeunesse - Hot Spring Sauna Face Mask 

This is a 'self heating' mask that feels quite hot, but not burning, immediately upon application.

It's a fun novelty to use before a shower, to open your pores.

Same Product, Different Colour - Napoleon Perdis - Dévine Goddess Lipstick - Demeter

This smells and looks like concealer... is this mis-packaged?

It goes on smooth and has good colour intensity.

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MAC - Naked Liner - Lip Pencil

This is a very light beige pencil, that I could see being great under a lipstick to really make the colour pop!

And the lips are gone! XD

For a light colour, this is great coverage!
Price: ($30 for 1.45g)
Scent: 2.5/5 (pencil smell)
Effectiveness: 5/5

Bloom - Shadow Liner - Charcoal Grey

This is a glittery grey, mechanical eye shadow stick.

Unfortunately the colour payoff is poor :(
It is also too hard.

Price: 0/5 ($25 for 0.4g)
Scent: 2.5/5 (none)
Effectiveness: 1/5



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Revlon - Charlie Red - Eau de Toilette

This is a strong, soapy and white floral scent that lasts a long time.

Fragrantica lists the notes as

Top Notes: orange blossom (nope), gardenia (yep), plum (yep), black currant (maybe), violet (maybe), peach (no)
Middle Notes: carnation (yes), tuberose (yes), orchid (yes), jasmine (yes), ylang-ylang (yes), lily-of-the-valley (yes), rose (yes)
Base Notes: honey (no), sandalwood (no), amber (no), musk (no), cedar (maybe)

That is a lot of listed notes!

Price: 4/5 ($59 for 100mL)
Effectiveness: 4/5
Lifetime: Long
Strength: Strong
Time: Nighttime
Season: Winter

Garnier - BB Cream - Miracle Skin Perfector - Light

This is definitely too dark for me! 'Light' my butt!

Can't they have a 'my butt' shade that is just paler than anything?

However, let's try it as a contour! 

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Ok, it's too light as a contour (applied by beauty blender).

This is just the wrong shade.


Price: 3/5 ($15.99 for 50mL)
Scent: 3/5 (faint fruit scent)
Effectiveness: 0/5



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MAC - Superslick Liquid Eye Liner - On The Hunt

This is a black liquid eye liner that goes on really well (even on my oil... I mean skin).

The colour intensity is great and the brush is easy to use.

BUT it irritated my eye lid and made it swell :(


Price: 1/5 ($37 for 1.8mL)
Scent: 2.5/5 (nothing strong)
Effectiveness: 4/5 (lost a point for the eye lid swelling)


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