Altapharma - Brausetabletten (Effervescent Tablets) - A + C + E + Selen (Selenium)

These effervescent tablets contain selenium, folic acid, vitamin A, C, and E.

They are a blueberry and lavender flavour which I'm all about.

The taste is really good, except on the tail end I'm detecting the slightest metallic hint.

It's also a pretty colour (although not a colour I would ever wear).

It smells so nice, like the lavender and blueberry it claims to be.

For the price, these are beyond great!

Price: 5/5 ($1.55 for 20 tablets)
Taste: 4.9/5

Tea Advent Calendar - Day 4 - Wildfrüchte (Wild Fruits)

This tea has apple, elderberry, rosehip, juniper berry, mallow, blackberry leaves, blueberry, red currant, blackcurrant, and blackberry.

Lovely red colour.

It tastes like making love in a canoe... f**king close to water.
Smells nice but it doesn't translate to the taste.

Rating: 0.5/5

Lacura Essentials - Detox Me - Sculpting Overnight - Body Mask

Nope, this isn't a repeat post, this is the pairing body mask to the lotion mentioned in the last post.

This is a body mask, which suggests you leave it on your body overnight (implying you wash it off in the morning).
Wouldn't it get all over your sheets? 
I'm not about that life! I put it on half a hour before a shower.

It claims to have the same 'silhouette-refining complex' as the lotion, but this is a nonsense idea in itself.
I felt no tightening or toning.
It also contains acai berry, goji berry, blueberry and green tea.

Interesting idea but ultimately rubbish.

Price: 4/5 (~$7 for 200mL)
Scent: 1/5 (some sort of buttery scent)
Effectiveness: 1/5

Lacura Essentials - Detox Me - Firming Body Lotion

This claims to help firm, tighten and tone using a 'silhouette-refining complex' (that is some next level bullsh!ting). 
I didn't feel it did these things, but it was still nice.

It also contains goji berry, acai berry, blueberry and coffee. 
It smells like macadamia and coconut.

It is thin (like a lotion should be) but doesn't absorb as well as I would like.

Price: 4/5 (~$7 for 200mL, I really should record the price)
Scent: 2/5
Effectiveness: 2/5 

Masquerade! - Real Nature - The Face Shop - Blueberry

This smells so nice, came with a good amount of serum, and I liked the material of the cloth mask.
I would buy more, but staff at the Face Shop can be really rude (so I don't want to go into the store) - looking at you Melbourne Central store!