Soap & Glory - Hand Food - Hydrating Hand Cream

The bottle asks if this is 'the most astonishing hand cream ever?",it is not.
It is decidedly lame.

It smells like flour and aloe vera, leaves a lot of residue on the hands, and isn't hydrating at all.

Pfft, don't bother.

Price: 4.5/5 ($8 for 125mL)
Scent: 1/5
Effectivness: 0/5

Soak - Superfood Skincare - Skin Booster - Body Lotion

This brand suggests that the supposed benefits of 'superfoods' can be absorbed through the skin.
This is mostly nonsense.
Food works best when you eat it.

This lotion claims to give you benefits from 2% chia seed... sure...

This smells like aloe vera body lotion, is hydrating, but won't do much else.

Price: 3.5/5 ($10.95 for 100mL)
Scent: 2.5/5
Effectiveness: 3/5