Umido - Dermis care by LLM - Pflegeseife (Care Soap) - Duftrichtung Schokolade (scent direction Chocolate)

I imagined this bar would be dark/medium brown, I'm a little disappointing that is was a very pale brown.

It had little white balls on the surface, which suggest it was separated by heat at some point in the past.

The scent was more of a cocoa butter than a true chocolate scent.
(Is this what is meant by 'scent direction chocolate'?)

Upon use, it cleaned really well but didn't have much of a lather to it.
Price: 5/5 ($1.53 for 80g, I got this as a free sample)
Scent: 3/5
Effectiveness: 3/5
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Easter Basket for PB

I hid a little Easter basket for PB in the house for Easter this year.
I had to put it somewhere the kittens couldn't reach, Lil has a thing for chocolate and chocolate is not good for cats.

It has a hollow chocolate chicken and some filled chocolate eggs.
I also added some little fluffy chickens.
The basket is a little woven basket I saved from... some apples? I can't quite remember what it had in it initially. 
I added some tissue paper in the bottom to look like straw.

Time it took PB to find it: 42.10 seconds (but it could only be within the living room)

Bloom - Lip Plump Colour - Madame Frou Frou

What a stupid shade name!

Madame Frou Frou from a lame film which I will not name.

It is a slightly pink toned brown gloss with moderate colour intensity. 
It contains a ingredient which claims to restore collagen in your lips.

Over the L.A. Girl Natural lip liner.

It kind of smells like chocolate... I approve.

It is catch-your-hair sticky, but I think I can tolerate it.

Price: 3/5 ($12 for 6mL)
Scent: 5/5
Effectiveness: 3/5

***** This product could be reviewed thanks to the raunchy, informative and gorgeous Miss Smut Buttons! *****

Look what I got in the Mail - A care package!

This has been a fabulous month for post (and me)!

I woke up today to an unexpected parcel from my boyfriend!

I got this lovely letter:

He sent me biscuits:

And chocolates <3:

My first chocolate advent calendar!

And THIS gingerbread!:

He was worried that it would be stale by the time it reached me... I'm still going to eat it!

I have been absolutely spoilt!!!

Gift for R for while I'm away

R expressed (in his frightened-are-you going-to read-too-much-into-this* way) that he would miss me while I was away.

So I put together a little something to keep him occupied while I was gone.

I had the Body Shop advent calendar boxes left over (bff S wanted them for her rats, but I knew I could use it again... sorry S. But I am collecting a second bag of toilet rolls and little boxes for the darling rats! Not that you read my blog, you jerk), so I filled them up with chocolates, Nando's spice mixes and a BCAA drink sample (R is currently into gym).

Verdict: He loved it when I gave it to him, he will no doubt to complain that I am trying to get him fat but he will secretly love it.

*I won't, it's okay. 

Something I was musing on during one of my night walks:
I just want to point out that in the English language "I love you" has many meanings. It can be "I love you as my child", "I really appreciate you", "I'm drunk and in the club bathroom", "I love you in a romantic sense", "I love you in a platonic sense" or "You are a pretty baby-cat, Hades!". 
And many other things.