Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lies. Show all posts

Wednesday, 20 March 2019

Head & Shoulders - Instant Oil Control - Shampoo



I purchased this because it had limes on the front and it does not smell like limes, so I am sad.



But I did also needed an anti-dandruff shampoo, so I guess it was ok.

I cannot report on much in the way of 'oil control'. 
My hair is just as oily as it was prior.
I don't think it is an 'oil control' shampoo.

Just as an anti-dandruff shampoo, it works well.
Lathers well, cleans well, and less dandruff.

The scent is like a  *****.
If you sniff it a lot and use your imagination, you might be able to convince yourself there is a citrus note.

Price: 2/5 ($5.88 for 260mL)
Scent: 0/5 (Why must you deceive me?!)
Effectiveness: 2/5

Sunday, 26 February 2017

Garnier - Fructis Fortifying Shampoo - Oily Roots Dry Ends




It has a picture of citrus fruit on the front but smells like FAKE APPLES! Why?! Why you do these things?!


Did it leave my scalp clean and the ends of my hair hydrated? Heck no!

You can't do that shampoo, nobody can! 



As a basic shampoo, there is cheaper things that work better. So not worth it.


Price: 2/5 (rrp $5.95 for 250mL)
Scent: 0/5
Effectiveness: 1/5

Saturday, 17 December 2016

The Body Shop - Italian Summer Fig


I don't know if the person who formulated this has ever encountered a fig before.
This smells like coconut.


COCONUT!

Not fig, it isn't even fruity.
It is a good summer scent (coconut is known for this).

But all it needs is a sharpie to fix it:


Done!

Price: 4/5 ($36.95 for 50mL)
Scent: 1/5 (not fig!)

Time lasts: 1-3 hrs
Strength: moderate
Season: Summer
Time: Daytime (11 am - 4 pm)

Saturday, 18 April 2015

Elastoplast - Aqua Protect Waterproof - Extra Strong Adhesion
Recently I walked myself into a blister the size of a 10c piece (I'm the Juggernaut, b!$@h!) and thought I would cover it and let it heal...

These 'bandages' were my first attempt at that... I say attempt because these would not remain on my skin! I think the stayed on for a total of five seconds.
I know how to put a bandage on, that isn't the issue, these just DON'T STICK!

But I have been complaining a lot, so let me present a solution:

Good luck getting rid of those! XD

Price: 4.5/5 (rrp $4.99 for 20)
Scent: 2.5/5 (No smell... some bandages smell, but not these)
Effectiveness: 0/5