Garnier - Miracle Wake Up Cream

I liked the night cream from this range, so I thought I'd try the day version.
I regret this decision.

It is tinted (which I guess is ok) which I guess is the 'de-tiring' effect.
It smells like mayonnaise with a tail note of overripe bananas.

It is difficult to get the thickness right. Too thick and it pills during the day, which is not a good look.
But it is quite a thick cream.

I think it wants to make your face matte, but it just makes my skin look dry and haggard. 
It really is not moisturising at all.

I will use the rest of it (probably) but only on days where I don't need my skin to breathe and sweat, not on a day over 15C.
So winter grocery shopping.

Price: 4/5 ($19.95 for 50mL)
Scent: 1.5/5
Effectiveness: 1/5 

Körner - Prove Real - Serum

This serum pills, smells like moist towelettes and just annoys me.
It does moisturise the skin, but the part of it always pills off.

I really wanted to like this :(

Price: 1/5 ($54.69 for 30mL)
Scent: 2/5
Effectiveness: 1/5

HI FI Healthy Inside - Daily Fibre Supplement - Orange

I got this thinking it would be like Metamucil... IT IS NOT!

OMG! This is revolting! It is made from orange rind and by George, it damn tastes like orange rind.

The container it suggests you can add it to smoothies... this will RUIN your smoothies!

I didn't want to throw this out (that's just wasteful), so I came up with a solution by which I can still use it, but can't taste it:

Thanks ebay!

Price: 3/5 ($14.29 for 200g)
Taste: 0/5 (SO REVOLTING!)
Effectiveness: 1/5 (I shouldn't have to make it into pills)