L'Oreal Paris - Roll'on - True Match - Foundation - Golden Beige

The rolling applicator is such a stupid idea.

It's your face, not a house!

And the formula is too tough, too sticky to be applied that way anyway!

Stupid design aside, this shade is a bit too dark to match my face, so I used it as a subtle bronzer.

When on, it is moderate to heavy coverage.

I think I will give this to SU3 though, she has more tanned skin than me.

Side note, Eva Longoria kind of looks like Belinda Blumenthal here! XD

Price: 1/5 (~$18 for 7.5g)

Scent: 2.5/5 (no real smell)

Effectiveness: 1/5 (You lose points for your dumb roller!)

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Born Pretty - Holo Polish - Chameleon Blue

This is not a holographic polish. 
Yes it shifts between blue, purple, and gold, but it is not holographic.
It looks really pretty over a black base coat.

Two coats and the bottom strip is one coat over black polish.
Photos don't so it justice.

Price: 3/5 ($6.70 for 6mL)
New Name: Cobaltinus (After 'Chrysochus cobaltinus')
Effectiveness: 2/5 

Rimmel - Wonder'full - Wake Me Up - Mascara

This is a fun idea, in which the mascara has cucumber volatiles in it (to freshen the eyes).

Do I think said volatiles will make you more awake? Not on a chemical level, but as an unusual stimuli, yeah.

Super sexy end of day makeup!
These are my natural eyelashes with mascara on them.

The brush is great, nice and long.
The formula is smooth and doesn't clump or flake off.

This is a fun twist on a makeup standard, try it!

Price: 2.5/5 ($18.95 for 11mL)
Scent: 4/5
Effectiveness: 5/5

Avon - Nailwear Pro+ - Nail Enamel - Perfectly Flesh

I've never eaten flesh this colour.
This is brown-peach colour that looks quite nice.

Two coats and you can still just see the cross.

Price: 1/5 ($14.99 for 12mL)
New Name: Blushing Beige
Effectiveness: 4/5

L'Oreal Paris - HIP Kohl Eyeliner - Teal Kohl

I love the packaging of this!
It is sleek, easy to use, and allows precision.

The colour payoff is great! 
It is a beautiful dark teal color.
Although it almost seems gritty.

It doesn't stay in place very well though, it kept coming off onto my eyelids.

Price: 3/5 (~$6 for 1.2g)
Scent: 2.5/5 (Why does it smell like pencils?!)
Effectiveness: 4/5

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8 x 4 - Pure - Perfume Deodorant

An item from the May Glossybox!

First thing, this is just a deodorant and not an antiperspirant.
So you will keep sweating (which I think is the most annoying thing).

It says that it contains no aluminium, but has a bunch of alcohols and hydrocarbons in it.
Don't let the green packaging fool you, this is not "all natural hippy stuff".

So lets pretend that his is just a perfume!

The scent is listed as calla flower, watermelon, and seaweed.
It's like a water-noted, faint watermelon scent which smells ok when you sniff the top of the container.
When you spray it, it goes everywhere, smells worse, and will bother your lungs.
Just use a nice perfume.

Really, this is an all-round waste of resources.

It is also named after a measurement of wood.

*I'll use the rest as an air freshener.
Price: 5/5($2.03 for 150mL)
Scent: 1/5
Effectiveness: 0/5 

Same Product, Different Colour - Bianca J Professional - Lip Liner - BJLL1

This is a smooth, red lip liner that works like a dream!

Swatch!

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