Sally Hansen - Xtreme Wear - Disco Ball

A reliable clear polish with fine opal glitter. 
A quick way to add some sparkle to your hands.

One coat, photos don't do it justice!

Price: 3/5 ($6.95 for 11.8mL)
New Name: Pixie Dust
Effectiveness: 5/5

OGX Weightless Hydration Coconut Water Shampoo

This smells alright, I'm not a huge fan of fake coconut, but this is pretty close to a 'real' coconut scent.

It lathers well, cleans well, and leaves no residue.

Do I think it could rehydrate hair or the coconut water in it has magical properties? 
NO!

You can use coconut water for sterile IV solution in a pinch, but that is the extent of it's abilities.
(It also tastes bad).

Price: 1.5/5 ($17.99 for 385mL)
Scent: 3/5
Effectiveness: 4/5 (Mark lost for unsupportable claim)

Models Prefer - Nail Enamel - Tinseltown

This is a light pink polish (which my bottle is now a little too old).

Two coats.

Price: 5/5 ($1.10 for 7mL)
New Name: Chansey
Effectiveness: 4/5

Napoleon Perdis - Mesmer-eyes - Waterproof Black Mascara

What the heck is this?!

The formula is clumpy and too thick.

You have to be so gentle to avoid clumping.

The brush IS NOT A BRUSH, but rather a flat, sad little comb that does NOTHING!!!!

This stupid brush is flat! Flat like a comb!

Seriously, this is only going to work if your lashes are less than 4mm in length.

This is the mess I am left with :(

We almost had a uni-lash situation again D:

Price: 0.5/5 ($39.00 for 10mL)
Scent: 2.5/5 (no real scent)
Effectiveness: 0/5

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Lylaa - Nail Lacquer 

This isn't a nail polish, but rather is meant to go on your skin before you put nail polish on, to keep it in the lines.

And as far as that goes, it is terrible! 

It pulls up your freshly painted polish, creating a worse look than if you had just got a little polish on your skin.
The packaging is not conducive to creating neat lines.

If you used it as a polish, it would just scratch off so fast!

Just avoid this junk completely.

Price: 5/5 ($1 for 6mL)
Scent: 2/5 (no real scent)
Effectiveness: 0/5

Aromatherapy Associates - Lotion - with Lavender & Ylang ylang

This is a thin, hydrating lotion that smells so lovely (lavender).

I'd be very happy if I had more than a hotel sample!

Price: 2/5 ($33.98 for 300mL)

Scent: 5/5

Effectiveness: 5/5

The Body Shop - Nail Polish - Nail Sequins - Silver

This was part of the 2016 holiday collection.

It is a clear polish with black and silver medium sized hexagons, and white specks.

One coat.

I personally wish there wasn't any black hexagons, to make it lighter toned.

Price: 2/5 ($9.95 for 6.8mL)
New Name: Art Deco
Effectiveness: 4/5